Things I’ve learned from My Spam Filter

In no particular order:

• I can get my website listed on Google!
• I pay too much for software.
• My watch says a lot about me.
• I should eat more acai berries.
• Despite already having a BA, I need to get my degree online… in any field!
• I should stop paying so much for watches.
• My sperm count is low and there’s a handy medicine to fix that!
• I need a new watch.